SCARFACE ON REPEAT

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This is how the world was exhumed.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:50:35 -0400

This is how the world was exhumed.

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livesandliesofwizards: The Leaky Cauldron was always meant to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:55 -0400

livesandliesofwizards:

The Leaky Cauldron was always meant to be more than just a geographic crossroads. For much of its history, its traditional proprietors, the Dodderidges, kept a hidden back room, often in defiance of anti-Muggle laws and even the Statute of Secrecy.

Here, strange new Muggle devices were introduced and refined upon: cameras and ceramic toilets, cocaine and curious antiseptic sprays. Witches who preferred Squibs or half-giants collected in the back room, secure in the Cauldron’s secrecy policy; and wizards whose non-magical lovers were persecuted in Victorian London found this a safe place to engage in a dalliance. Magical painting techniques were invented behind silken screens in the corridor, thanks to a young muse of legendary beauty and dubious name who was perhaps a little bit Veela and who later found fame starring in early Muggle films. Young Hogwarts rebels darted in and out: here was Horace with a half-breed of tremendous power, with whom he could not speak freely at school, and a little bit before him were Albus and Elphias holding court in the corner sedan.

But such places never last long. The Dodderidges doddered out of being some time ago, when waves of political fervor swept our world and dispensed first with the intellectuals and then with the curious and then with the oddball thinkers.

And Tom, fearing for his safety, will not let anyone into the back room now.

you guys!!!! Now You See Me was good!!! if you wanna see something fun and you’ve already seen...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:45:16 -0400

you guys!!!! Now You See Me was good!!! if you wanna see something fun and you’ve already seen star trek then i’d def recommend it, it’s just a really fun summer blockbuster with a lot of twists and turns and the cast was gr8

there’s a scene tho where dave franco’s character says “i don’t wanna go to jail” and my immediate thought was IT RHYMES WITH GRAPE

BYE NERDS ✌

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:57:17 -0400

BYE NERDS ✌

Chelsea: I had mono in high school.

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:29:00 -0400

Chelsea: I had mono in high school.
Caller: Well it's weird, I live in a frat house, so I figured I got it from someone in there.
Chelsea: Yeah, from suckin each other's dicks.

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inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:05:55 -0400

inbox:

Like a good neighbor, I do not care

gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:44:35 -0400

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Sara Bareilles Makes a Record - Part 1

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Sara Bareilles Makes a Record - Part 1

Wes Bentley, Thora Birch, and Mena Suvari on the set of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:18:54 -0400

Wes Bentley, Thora Birch, and Mena Suvari on the set of American Beauty, 1999

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:15:49 -0400

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

Chelsea Peretti hits Nick Kroll in the face with ranch dressing...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:39:46 -0400

Chelsea Peretti hits Nick Kroll in the face with ranch dressing (x)

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notahoe: somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:59:22 -0400

notahoe:

somewhere in the world there’s somebody out there listening to Lip Gloss by lil mama and I just think that’s beautiful

Michael B. Jordan at ‘Fruitvale Station’ photocall in Cannes...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:17:34 -0400

Michael B. Jordan at ‘Fruitvale Station’ photocall in Cannes (May 16, 2013).

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