this one time back home i was at the movie theatre for a twilight midnight premiere (not to see the movie, just for shits and gigs) and all the people were lined up in the parking lot according to what auditorium they were in and there was a cop on the side just ~makin sure everyone was bein cool~

and i spent like 15 minutes convincing the cop to let me use the loudspeaker on his car and he FINALLY did and i said “EXCUSE ME CAN I HAVE EVERYONES ATTENTION.” and it got real quiet and i said “by a show of hands who here has ever felt personally victimized by regina george” and about a fourth of the crowd raised their hands

semi-victory