April 2012
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someone go follow kristan she’s one follower away from 100
she blogs weird scary hipster shit you know like trees and ghosts and moons and shit i mean come on her blog title is “i love long life better than figs” what the fuck does that even mean hell if i know
that time agustina let me play draw something on her phone
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mikelernerphotography:
This is EXACTLY how I feel when I watch the Jimmy Fallon monologue. Sorry baby, I know you love the Jimmy Fallon, but he just aint funny.
10000% accurate
Is this supposed to be funny because it’s really fucked up and unnecessary.
how is this even a slam on jimmy fallon
absolutely all late night talk show monologues are like this
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so it turns out my unwillingness to move overpowers my desire to eat
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damneron asked: YOU SRSLY DO
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March 2012
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today we went to a book sale. there wasn’t much. i did get Juno and Ocean’s 11 for $2.50 each, and a book on presidential trivia. however, the best purchase was a book titled Dancing With Cats.
at first i thought it was just another one of those creepy cat-people books, but as i flipped through and read and looked at the pictures, i realized it’s actually a fantastically...
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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high-fivingamillionangels asked: GIRL, LOVE SEX AND MAGIC IS MY JAM, omg have you seen the video? SO HOT. i'm obsessed, still after all this time
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i don’t know if anyone here reads Best Week Ever but michelle collins is leaving and i’m so sad because she’s like my favorite blogger ;___________;
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nomadsrevolt:
I don’t get how why the aliens from District 9 can’t manage to win The Hunger Games already.
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Hey fellas, you gotta act like you’ve been around girls before… you’re acting...
– Dan Auerbach addressing a group of guys pushing around some girls at a Black Keys concert (via suckitandsea)
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Chevy Chase In Feud With ‘Community’ Creator Dan... →
popculturebrain:
Deadline is reporting based on Dan Harmon’s “Harmontown” event attendee accounts on Reddit.
Per Deadline, Chevy Chase allegedly walked off set during the last episode of Community because he hadn’t seen the script and didn’t think it was funny. Harmon then reportedly embarrassed Chevy and his family at the wrap party…
Harmon got up and gave a “Fuck you, Chevy” speech in front...
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motherfuckingoj:
cackling all the people crying over the fact that there won’t be deleted scenes on the THG dvd
because honestly
it could be worse
do you know what it’s like knowing that the director of the movie you love is known for doing like 100+ takes
knowing that all that extra footage exists
and not getting a single second of it
do you
know
what
that’s
like
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Full video
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i want Jenna’s outfit
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